texasing

The act of being larger, or at least acting like you're larger, than anyone and everything.

God, look at John, texasing next to that bush over there. He's such a noob!

by Kloppy Pipecleaner September 11, 2011

texasize

(Verb) a vigorous cowboy workout, often performed after consuming too much BBQ or texmex food

Ooo-wee! Ima have to texasize for a week to work off these here enchiladas, I tell ya whut.

by SoberishGopher August 29, 2019

Texased

1. When you got shot with a bolt action rifle by a Texan on a horse.
2. When you are assimilated by the shitty culture of Texas, becoming a dreadful Texan.

1.
James: "You shot my knee, you crazy fuck!"
Wild Texan: "Get Texased, son!!"

2.
Jordan: "What happened to you, Bill? You've been so different ever since you came back from Texas."
Bill: "Shut your piehole, boy."
Chris: "Don't bother, Jordan. He's been Texased. He belongs to the Texans now."

by Creamy Cheesey Spleeny June 6, 2022