Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.

I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.

Turkey Blast by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020

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Turkeyneck

A thug redneck. Someone in a large pickup truck, dogs in the back and blaring rap music.

Did you see that camouflage pickup with the loud rap music Trixi? Yeah, Irene those are true turkeynecks.

Turkeyneck by Punkin570 September 30, 2020

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A tight squeeze or having little room for error.

The quarterback had to throw the ball in the turkey hole in order to complete the pass between the defenders.

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When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

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Another way to say "blowjob" but in a more discreet and humorous manner.

"Dude, I went to Turkey City last night."

Turkey City by TacoTango October 19, 2020

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Someone that’s a hoe, thot, or slut

Nah real shit tho dummy she a turkey forreal

Turkey by Woeedumbass October 30, 2020

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You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

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