Chode Butter

Used to describe the diary derived spreadable fat compound found within most refrigerators. In the Midwest and East coast it is more commonly shaped into thin and long stick that measures to a half cup when liquified. Chode butter is found from the Rocky Mountains to the west coast. Unlike its midwestern counterpart, the shape of Chode Butter is unique because it is shorter and thicker while retaining the same half cup measurement. While locally they are known as “stubbies”, Chode butter is used the term by eastern transplants and objectively the better term.

(Pronounced: Ch-oh-d But-er) (Noun) (origin: English-midwestern USA transplant).
Person A (midwestern) : Hey I’m about to do some baking do you have any sticks of butter?

Person B (Pacific Northwestern): “no but we have this” *presents Chode Butter*
A: “…. wtf , your butter is weird”
B: we’re in Denver, that’s just how butter looks here, we call them stubbies.”
A: “that is Chode Butter. In Chicago we have thinner and longer sticks.”

B: “stick size doesn’t matter, besides it’s the same 1/2 cup amount and doesn’t taste different ”
A: “did you just make a size doesn’t matter joke about chode butter?”
B: “just use the chode butter!”

A: *uses chode butter*
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Chiko chode

Dude he looks like a Chiko chode
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chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing
small cock and chode man
by faggot dude February 22, 2010
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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
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Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
by Beezer12washingbeard September 08, 2023
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International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.
“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”
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Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
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