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Six Degrees of Retardation

When you start rattling off reasons on why you remember some celebrity/person while trying to remember their name but never iterate theirs or anyone else’s name.
"Do you remember that one person who married that chick who played the wife in that one TV show about the people whose father was arrested for something and they owned a housing company. I think that one kid who looks like the kid from that Facebook movie but isn't him is in that TV show also."

"Bro you just had six degrees of retardation come spewing out of your mouth"
by Kraizk April 16, 2013
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let's get retarded

by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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big retard head

a big retard head. a head that is as big as a retarded persons cranium
"woah did you see danas big retard head? gross"
by Chesca April 10, 2008
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fucking retarded cunt

by Dicknuts67 May 31, 2021
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wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.
I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.
by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009
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crap sucking retard

a remarkably stupid person; a person who believes any old crap that he hears and then spews it out.
He's such a crap sucking retard he thought the chick who told him to fuck off was coming on too him.
by N.Y. September 29, 2006
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hide-the-cutlery retarded

Typically this is a comment about someone who is really stupid, or so unconcerned about their safety that measures need to be taken in order to protect them from themselves and others from their dangerous tendencies.

Alternately, this might indicate how high on drugs a group of friends will get.
Exhibit A:
John: My cousin is coming over today and he's really really retarded. I have to hide the cutlery or he'll eat it, throw it at his eye, or jam it into a blender and start pressing buttons while dancing nude in the kitchen rubbing egg yolk and flour over his genitals.

John's friend: That is: hide-the-cutlery retarded.

Exhibit B:
Louise: My boyfriend gets so stoned after parties he pukes and sleeps in it frequently, and I'm really worried that he might hurt himself. Last week I found him so stoned that he was doing hot-knives in the bedroom and he fell asleep with the torch on. Luckily he didn't knock it over when he started convulsing.

Louise's friend: He sounds like he's hide-the-cutlery retarded. Just hide the knives and maybe he won't try doing any late night hot-knife sessions?

Exhibit C:
Mark: Dude I just scored a 1/4 lb of some prime Jamaican gummy hash!!!
Mark's friend: Let's get hide-the-cutlery retarded!!!!!
Mark: FUCK YEAH!!!!
by bloodchills July 21, 2010
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