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pants on head retarded
A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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retardiculous
That was retardiculous to try and steal a live lobster by stuffing it down your pants and trying to walk out of the store!
retardiculous by Atakith December 20, 2016
Retardedly strong
To posses the same retard power you remembered watching the retarded retard in grammar school had. He would fight 3 adults in such a manner, one would wonder where this unknown power came from. Likewise, its gaining this power from hitting the gym hard.
Nate: Hey dude, wanna go grab some burgers?
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.
Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.
Jay: Naw kid, I'm busy getting that retard strength.
Nate: you been gettin retardedly strong lately.
Retardedly strong by #1ABF April 5, 2020
Retarculous
Retarculous was originally coined by To Catch a Predator decoy, Emily Bicks. It is a conjunction of 'Retarded' and 'Ridiculous.' It is used to describe something that is extremely dumb, stupid, etc.
Retarculous by Briggs Bennigan January 12, 2019