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No Nut 1900s

Self explanatory. A time period between January 1st, 1900 to December 31, 1999 where you don’t nut for that entire time. No one has ever done No Nut 1900s surviving, but if you go back in time and do it, you might become indestructible.
Dude, you know no one has ever survived the No Nut 1900s?
by digiturnip November 10, 2018
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Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.
Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.
by Honda Dave January 5, 2009
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lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.
EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).
by Dinkum March 4, 2014
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Nut towel

What a guy has under his bed for when he jizzes, for cleanup.
I found Jeff's nut towel under his bed.
by supabadd12 January 18, 2009
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bus nuts

When semen is released from the penis
Yo Blood i bus nuts on that chicks top lip
by Bukaman August 25, 2006
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Nut Cleavage

The area on the underside of he scrotum(nut sack) in between the testicles.
Franco: Man it sure is hot!
Jimmy: How hot is it?
Franco: It's hotter than Satan's nut cleavage!
by Franco55 April 6, 2009
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jiz-nuts

the medical condition which occurs when large quantites of semen cover the pubic hair that resides on the scrotum. the semen may be either dry or still gooey.
After beatin' my meat last nite, i had the worst case of jiz-nuts
by dbcooper January 1, 2005
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