Alpha Male

george memeulous

‘oi have you watched the alpha males new video?’
‘who’s the alpha male?’
‘george memeulous’

by jesusfuckingggchrist April 9, 2020

onzo male

the type of male known as onzoq

i am just onzo male jd u whore, i am who i say i am

by pɐp ɹn November 22, 2021

Jolof Male

A male who is at the top of the social hierarchy. Above Alpha, Sigma and Yoghurt. He is a kind, thoughtful and conscientious gentleman who enjoys eating jolof rice and can crank 90s and wall-ramp rush in the popular online video game fortnite.

That guy over there is a jolof male.

by hazyes November 13, 2023

beta male

someone named Liam Powell.
The name Liam Powell defines beta male

This kids a beta male; or this kids a Liam Powell

by The little shepard that could March 17, 2023

Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.

John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.

by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025

Beta Male

A man who looses in fantasy football and does not hold up his end of the deal.

Spencer lost in fantasy, you think he's going to ever send us his tik tok dance we all promised we'd do if we lost? it has been 112 days since the last regular season game...he's such a Beta Male.

by Spencer do the TikTok you BETA April 30, 2022

Sigma Male

Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.

Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.

(See also: putz)

The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.

by RocksInMyHead45 November 28, 2024