The Duncan Johnson

While a woman stands on her head with her legs spread in the air, fill her vagina with warm milky coffee. Once this position is achieved, a male will dip his erect penis in a bowl of sugar and cinnamon mixture and proceed to hover over the woman and perform a vertical penile plunge into her vagina. Just like dunking a donut.

I Duncan Johnson’d the wife on the weekend on her parents couch. We performed the Duncan Johnson

The Duncan Johnson by Slightbendtotheleft January 20, 2026

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson 

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson by Dick longington June 20, 2018

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson 

Christine's Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Person 1: who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson by courtofowls August 23, 2023

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson 

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson in Oppenheimer; from romantic comedies to First Lady. A star in any era.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing the First Lady in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson, from those romantic comedies. She's First Lady material now!

Christine Heneise as Lady Bird Johnson by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Tell Mr. Johnson 

to snitch on someone

Osana Najimi: WELL, WELL, WELL! Look at those two sussy bakas near my tree!
Ayano: I swear IF you piss me off then I'm going to tell Mr. Johnson

Tell Mr. Johnson by JayMoneySpamsL2 January 24, 2022

R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

A left handed hand job

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!

R.J. (A Randy Johnson) by Chris Miller March 22, 2023

SGT. Johnson 

A way for people to name someone that has a large penis without saying so outright

"Hey girl, how wqs SGT. Johnson last night?"

SGT. Johnson by Dembk June 6, 2024