sfincter hook

a form of hazing. the middle and index finger off both hands is inserted into ones anus. they are then twisted so they hook on to the inner walls of the anus.
if you can slap your own ass while doing this it is called a sfincter spank

Now thats a sick bastard*

by Cott Peterson March 10, 2005

hookahtized

To try smoking pot out of a hookah and falling inlove with the hookah. the hookah will be all you think about for the next days/weeks until you smoke from a hookah again.

whoa, i am totaly hookahtized after going to zachs last night... when are we hanging out with him again?

by ASHLAYYYYYY May 25, 2007

Thai Hooker

An American whiskey drink that is topped with soy sauce. It starts good, but ends filthy. "Salty and gross."

AKA The Spaghetti Western

AKA How I Built the Railroad

My buddy just joined the Navy, so we welcomed him in with a Thai Hooker.

See: youtube user thelinguine, thai hooker

by ThaiHookerBanger November 30, 2010

captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

red hooker

A Red Hooker is one or an indivisual that attends Red Hook High School. Red Hookers are usually skanks and they hate they're rival town (Rhinebeck). Rhinebeck is a beautiful town with excellent shopping, excelling students in academics and sports, and has gorgeous students. Red Hookers are usually jelious of Rhinebeck's high sense of fashionable girls and they're capability to steal good looking Red Hook boys right from underneath them. And Yes bitch... we pop our collars.

A Red Hooker wears unmatching, tacky clothing.

by Collar Popper December 12, 2008

Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

phone off the hook

Phone off the hook means there's Someone listening to your conversation ease dropping

Phone off the hook. It's like you have two phones in the house you're on one and someone's listening on the other one that means the phone is off the hook

by Moe Arab April 22, 2017