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Happy Stick

A euphemism for penis in reference to a porno in which a man tricks his younger step-sister that he is her pet bunny and that she should play with his "happy stick".
Sister: What's that?

Points to his penis
Man: Oh that's my happy stick it likes it when you touch it.
by Szboy May 28, 2015
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Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.
Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake
by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019
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Happiness

Happiness is only real when shared
by cinw April 1, 2009
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Happy Halloweenie !

A Happy Halloweenie ! is a hot dicking you give your cadet roomie on Halloween.
Matt was out trick-or-treating, and when he got back, I gave him a treat - - my Happy Halloweenie !
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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Happy-slappy

It's the sound that a man's balls make when he's fucking her from behind.
Will pulled a happy-slappy on Lainey.
by James Lambert December 15, 2008
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happy squirt

That joke just gave me 4 happy squirts in a row
by maggie44000 October 21, 2005
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