The Human Torch 

First, you must have sex with a girl (MUST BE GINGER OR REDHEAD)

When ejaculating, pull out and blow your load on the girls hair, then when finished, spike her hair up.

"Dude, i just tottaly gave that ginger girl The Human Torch last night"

The Human Torch by iL3gend March 5, 2010

the human dildo

A person who's level of bitch ass-ness is astronomical and who's hair resembles a dick

He looks like the human dildo

the human dildo by thehumandildo November 25, 2014

Cutest human alive 

Cutest human alive

Summer Doherty is by far the cutest human with her adorable smile:) cutest human alive is someone super cute and friendly and makes everyone smile.

Cutest human alive by Pupperdog55 October 14, 2019

ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN 

arty the one the only dick head who is the worst person alive

ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN

ARTY SHUT THE FUCK UP U ANNOYING HUMAN by lukyhound June 26, 2022

Beat a Human Day

On November 29th, Every furry beaten up on Beat a Furry DAy gets to beat up humans that beat up furries on Beat a Furry Day, and the humans CAN'T fight back.

I just beat up Billy because it's Beat a Human Day UwU

Beat a Human Day by KeyboardRaindow November 27, 2021

syborg human bean revolution 

The future of mankind.

Syborg humans willl one day overtake this planet.

syborg human bean revolution by phonker April 15, 2003

milk of human kindness 

Semen (cum), the viscous white fluid ejaculated by a male during orgasm.

My cock's starting to throb...now I'm going to give her the milk of human kindness!

milk of human kindness by pentozali December 29, 2005