Golden catch

Young fit mom -apparently meaning that they can keep themself in shape despite having a baby is a sought out benefit for young jocks checking out young moms

She's a golden catch

Golden catch by NinjaTripleS January 12, 2017

Goldia 

Goldia's are unique, funny and are really pretty. Goldia's are really smart, and their origin is gold. Goldia's can be your best friends and are really loyal. Goldia's have long hair and are often not afraid to stick up for themselves. Goldia's are always looking for the good in others, and can make a very loving mother. Goldia's are open minded and don't really care how others perceive her. Goldia's often have a curvy body and are short but can be a model

Damn. Did you see Goldia? she looks fine but she's taken. She's been in a relationship for 3 years.
She is loyal

Goldia by Beautiful; November 21, 2018

feeling goldilocks 

When you feel just right!

(From the Goldilock and the three bears story)

Andrew sitting in his favourite easy chair at home
Andrew: "Aah, i am indeed feeling goldilocks"
Cat: "Meow"

feeling goldilocks by Soren2 October 24, 2012

The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.

Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.

The Golden Rule by QuacksO April 5, 2019

Golden Mustache 

It is when a male human jerks his penis off and ejaculates onto a female human's upper lip then he proceeds to piss on her upper lip thus turning the jizz/semen to a yellowish goo the result is the formation of a golden yellow mustache on her upper lip.

I gave her a golden mustache at the party because I was ragin horny and wanted to get it on then we did it in her parents bedroom and I pulled out my rager and gave her a Golden Mustache.

Golden Mustache by Jizz Master/I love rimjobs January 24, 2010

Golden Bullet 

A financial problem caused by a misunderstanding of your contract or agreement. It can cost you a lot of money if you aren't careful.

Narrowly avoiding the financial burdens involved would be called "dodging a golden bullet"

Person 1: "I found out that I wasn't actually covered by unlimited texting on my cell phone, even though I paid for it. Turns out I misunderstood the terms, and I almost had to pay for a couple thousand dollars worth of texting. Luckily I was able to talk my way out of it, and only paid a few hundred."

Person 2: "Wow, you really dodged a golden bullet"

Golden Bullet by Godo Fall January 18, 2010

golden rule 

He who has the gold makes the rules
LOL

When your child askes you about the golden rule you could say "do onto others as you would want them to do onto you." or you could say "He who has the gold, makes the rules"

golden rule by Spencer McGrew December 28, 2005