Clam Diggers

A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.

"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "

by MKL100 July 2, 2017

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Baby clam

When someones acting like an idiot except in a cute way.

When someone makes you laugh uncontrollably.

Clan: Oh you know I'm just kidding with you ;)
Jeil: HAHAHA your such a baby clam!

by Jeil May 7, 2008

clam jam

Menstrual blood that gloops out dark and thick

I was finger banging Wes’s mom at a swingers party and when I looked down at my hand I saw it was covered in her clam jam.

by Thom Walsh June 15, 2024

clam kisser

Another word for a lesbian. Basically the lesbian version of being a pickle puffer

Those two girls kissing under the tree are likely clam kissers

by M.L.K.K.K April 21, 2017

Clam Sander

A man that does stimulate the right places on the female vagina while giving her oral sex. The man's tongue gets so dry (because it's taking so long) that it starts to feel rough like sandpaper.

"I'll never spend the night with that guy again, he was an ok kisser but what a clam sander...".

by M010LAVA October 16, 2021

clam busting

Oral Sex on a female, so named because of the fishy smell/taste attributed to vaginas

"i busted her clam good, tasted fishy though"
"Dude do you know what Clam busting is?"

by Osirian January 22, 2008