Chris rodrigez 

A under cover gay guy that is so insanely cocky of himself for no apparent reason, he thinks he is the most attractive male on this earth. He is a lier and a cheater... It likes it up the butt and talks like a fruitcake. He brags about gay guys hitting on him and wants to work in a gay bar. He think he knows everything but actually knows very little about when he actually says. He wants to be a personal trainer for woman that are actually men so he can do them up the butt.

My name is Chris rodrigez and I like diii up my butt!

Me: oh damn I should have known!

Chris rodrigez by Xxxxx465 October 31, 2011

Chris Marek 

The most evil failtroll on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he is actually a frog merchant in disguise working as part of the Reptilians plan to brainwash people.

He is truly ghoulish in personality traits but on the outside appears normal, only by wearing the sunglasses from They Live can you see what he truly looks like.

His known aliases including Cyan-King, Fake Andria Kilgore, and 78MagnumXE.

He has a disgusting obsession with wanting to get rid of Mariana but his plans always end up being backfire much like with Wile Coyote.

"Man that Chris Marek is such a creep."

"Freddy Krueger got nothing on Chris Marek."

Chris Marek by Shapeshifter June 9, 2012

chris cruz 

He is a best friend a girl could have.He can also takes your heart and fall in love with him but he is t a boy that can get heart broken too. He makes every one around him laugh. He is the funnest person could ever meet

chris cruz

chris cruz by isabeljaimes March 19, 2019

Chris the Elf 

A little naughty elf that lives in the South pole, Santa kicked him out for being naughty. Santa visits him every weekend to give him his big present.
Chris the Elf is very aggressive, loves fortnite, and is pretty short, standing at 5'6.

Oh look its Chris the Elf !

Chris the Elf by bOI LEVEL 2 June 5, 2019

Chris-tianity 

The religious belief that Jesus’ name was actually Chris.

I’m not a Christian, but I am a Chris-tian. I believe is Chris-tianity.

Chris-tianity by FoxCat Man December 2, 2019

Chris Shamrock 

V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.

Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.

Guy 2: You should Chris Shamrock her, bro.

Guy 1: Good Idea! Got any prune juice?

Chris Shamrock by Chris Shamrock December 27, 2019

Chris Cock

Chris normally has a very tiny cock often compared to a shrimp.
he often brags about his cock being giant but in reality, it's very tiny

Your dick is so small you have a Chris cock.

Chris Cock by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020