Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.

“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
“Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”

by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025

Pro Chode

A "Pro Chode" is someone who has the most epic chode ever. This title is given to the world class winner of the chode ranked competitions. (CRC)

Dave is the Pro Chode, He showed me his meat and it was glorious.

by White_15007 December 29, 2025

chode

a person who identifies or acts as if they are a chicken in a coup

you are a chode

by henrydangerisfine February 3, 2025

Chode

Aidan Russle

Oh hey “Chode”
aidan russle: screw you guys

by Banditsea February 4, 2025

Chode Russle

This saying is an expression for an “all mighty chode” basically saying the best chode

Bro thats “Chode Russle” everyone knows how big it is

by Banditsea February 4, 2025

Chode Pop

When you smack a girl in the face with your small dick and it makes a pop noise.

I hit a chode pop on this girl last night. She was NOT expecting it

by Chodeler February 25, 2025