Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

driving a bus on the boulevard

Expression used to imply a person with low intelligence or feeble minded; can also be used to describe a foolish act. Generally used to provide a negative response to a harebrained question.

Son: Dad may I go to the shore this weekend with Suzy?
Dad: What do you think I just got done driving a bus on the boulevard?

by Who Let The Frogs Out April 24, 2018

Big Blue Bus

When the male speciman sticks a big blue bus up his urethra. Preferably with people inside.

Bruh I Big Blue Bussed last night and its stuck now.

by Baby_YoBama December 4, 2019

Driving the bus

To on the Sauce, out for pints, on an absolute mad wan

Amy “are you driving the Bus?“. Liam“ yeah I am“

by Yuppah568 September 12, 2020

Lu Bu

When you are lazy or uninformed so you use this wrong spelling of Lü Bu.

“You spelled Lü Bu’s name wrong.”

“I didn’t spell Lu Bu wrong, I just don’t have the umlaut on my keyboard”
“You could just type it as Lv Bu instead, duh”

by anonymous January 8, 2023

The Bus Theorum

A hypothesis developed by stoners that states: a blunt rolled with a doobie paper around it will be... dope. This is proven fact. It burns smooth and even, holds together and allows for more bud to pack! Hell yeah!

Me: Oh man, you bring those blunts?!
Scientist: Absolutely, rolled with The Bus Theorum, of course.
Me: Spark that shit now!

by uzifan420 November 8, 2019

bus boy

a cute guy who randomly sits beside you on the bus that you can't stop thinking about. the term is commonly used by people gushing about him (ex: to friends, to their private story, etc.)

you'll never guess what happened to me
what happened?
a bus boy sat next to me this morning! i was literally creaming on my seat!
wow, that's crazy!

by c0ckslxt November 20, 2021