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a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
a retarded piece of shit and scavenges money for his school lunch. consists of 2 sushis and 2 drinks. dedicates his whole life to his MacBook Pro. Misses 2 weeks of every term cuz he's "sick". addicted to krunker.io, fortnite, slither.io and doodle jump. thinks he is better than Andrew, Ali and john.
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