Nut Hammock

A nut hammock is a loose term used to describe men's thongs.

Instead of boxers, Bill is wearing his "nut hammock" today.

by Honda Dave January 5, 2009

fuggle nut

Where an individual has been traumatized in the genital area;(male). As a result of the trauma, the testicle then moves from the scrotum sack up to the mouth, usually in pieces with a root beer like consistency. The individual usually displays seizure like movements until the testicle has left the mouth.

My god you just gave jon the triplet a fuggle nut cody!

by Jamoocaba December 27, 2007

Nut Cleavage

The area on the underside of he scrotum(nut sack) in between the testicles.

Franco: Man it sure is hot!
Jimmy: How hot is it?
Franco: It's hotter than Satan's nut cleavage!

by Franco55 April 6, 2009

Nut towel

What a guy has under his bed for when he jizzes, for cleanup.

I found Jeff's nut towel under his bed.

by supabadd12 January 18, 2009

lover's nuts

Testicular pain caused by prolonged sexual stimulation without ejaculation.

EXAMPLE:

' At the next table, also alone, was Cyprian Ukwende, the Indaro, the Nigerian . . .

. . . ' He needed a woman, too, or a bunch of women who would fuck him hundreds of times a week, because he was so full of lust and jism all the time. And he ached to be with his Indaro relatives. Back home, he had six hundred relatives he knew by name.

' Ukwende's face was impassive as he ordered the Number Three Breakfast with whole-wheat toast. Behind his mask was a young man in the terminal stages of nostalgia and lover's nuts. '

--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 11 (Pages 92 - 93).

by Dinkum March 4, 2014

Silent nut

The nut you make when you are watching porn and your mom walks in the room

person 1: guess what happened yesterday
person 2 :what
person1 : i did the silent nut

by memelordIV December 4, 2018

No Nut 1900s

Self explanatory. A time period between January 1st, 1900 to December 31, 1999 where you don’t nut for that entire time. No one has ever done No Nut 1900s surviving, but if you go back in time and do it, you might become indestructible.

Dude, you know no one has ever survived the No Nut 1900s?

by digiturnip November 10, 2018