A Jessica

Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first

Have you heard from Jay lately?
I don't think anyone has, boy pulled a Jessica big time

A Jessica by _cerealkiller December 22, 2021

A joke

Another word for any person/especially you

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it

A joke by Bebga January 14, 2022

a Jones 

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

a Jones by BobbyBH January 30, 2022

A Japanese Movie Night 

When a 3 or more people of the same sex decide watch hentai together.

Husband 1: I had a a Japanese movie night with the boys last saturday.
Wife: Oh, maybe I can join next time? I like anime.
Husband: Oh umm sorry, saturday iis for the boys...

A Japanese Movie Night by Rosie python March 11, 2022

a James 

To do a James is to have anal sex with three other men, You have to be a man to be able to do a James. Everyone also has do be covered in butter and it has to take place at 2:23 at night in an orphanage on a Monday and one of the men must be holding an aborted fetus.

Man, im gonna do a James tonight

damn man, you freaky

a James by M@llymoo1 March 20, 2022

a jimmy mix

when you shit anywhere besides in a toilet

I was locked out of my house and had to go so I took a jimmy mix in my back yard.

a jimmy mix by Ulutini March 24, 2022

A JoF

When you do something silly or something where the outcome is not as expected, it comes from the JOFs a type of Bray urbanite who have a habit of making silly decisions.

Oh Dave, I can't believe you did a JOF!! That TV is way too big for that wall.

A JoF by Friend of the JOFs April 21, 2022