Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

honey my beloved

My wife who died after giving birth to six cats. May you rest in peace. RIP that pussy.

"Sheesh, how's your wife doing?"

"They're...dead. Honey my beloved."

by b@lls4lyf3 June 16, 2021

from the top of my head

I think it's meaning is "the first thing or things that come to your head when it comes to name someone or something inside a context"

- Can you name three emperors of Rome?

- Augustus, Nero, Marcus Aurelius...from the top of my head, now.

by Pink Bunkadoo November 2, 2020

Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022

you let my tyres down

You disappointed me; or did not live up to an earlier promise.

ScoMo: You let my tyres down, Pauline.
Pauline: Eat a bag of chips, libtard.

by Gusbo December 3, 2019

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012