Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025

Shit the Bed

When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed

by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

Flipin its shit

When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.

Dude did you just see that...that bat was flipin its shit

by >?skeet July 22, 2006

Shit taco

The act of farting into and filling up a vagina with a rank fart.

Man Shazza was a freak, she made me give her a shit taco.

I gave this chick a shit taco right, and she queefed it back in my face.

by Dandrew December 19, 2021

champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.

Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone

by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024

fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.

Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."

by Vebb November 15, 2023