Shit-tease

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.

Give me that poop, you little shit-tease, it’s cold and raining!

by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

throw some shit down

a non-gross sounding term to define masturbation/"jerking off"/"busting a nut"/idek what else but all of these terms sound gross, with just the syntax

"She had the place to herself all day and was just trying to throw some shit down when her roommate unexpectedly knocked loudly on the door."

"My ex always tried to tell me how often I should throw some shit down...that's why I broke up with them."

by darfefe24 March 15, 2021

Full of shit

Full of misinformation.

She was full of shit about having the facts for you.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

maximum shit

verb slang: describing someone shitting so hard, its the hardest they could possibly shit.

verb: When you sit down on the toilet and unleash an absolute storm of shit, piss, and anything else built up inside you.

“Dude. Did you see Aidan eat that golden retriever last night”
“No bro, but im not surprised . That guys known to maximum shit.”

by Msafar July 29, 2022

shit

one big piece of POOPOO is aarwyn he's big big POOPOO smelly one too

eg: boy 1: I'm taking a huge shit

boy 2 : you mean a huge aarwyn?

by pastelpinkfrogs April 13, 2021

Shit

What are you searching for? This is literally just a shit. Search something that is important get out.

So you choose to stay here and keep reading? I don't know what's wrong with you, you're wasting your time, Search SOMEETHING!!!

Really? So you're still reading this? Are you wasting your time on purpose? Go to a therapist and get some help, what are you still doing here?

Shit

Use your hands to wipe your shit

by LIl Ice Cracker January 2, 2023

no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020