Ass ripping shit

When the shit is so powerful, you have to take off your pants, shoes and socks and pray to the lord for mercy. These shits typically cause massive pain in the abdominal region, followed by gassy farts.

I just had an Ass ripping shit in the morning.

by whisickle November 1, 2023

Dominant Shit

When you are on the toilet taking a fat poop and your entire body except for your anus becomes extremely weak, the poop coming out of your anus is absorbing the muscles of your body because you keep pushing it out so hard, and then after taking a dominant shit, you are left there for like 6 minutes with a weakened body just questioning wtf happened.

guy 1: "I'm pooping"
guy 2: "Good for you I guess"
guy 1: "Fuck im taking a dominant shit"
guy 2: "Dude call 911!"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

white people shit

an activity commonly done by caucasion people

skydiving is white people shit.
Ever seen a black person skydive?

by kkjhkjhkjwhitepeopleshitwpsphi October 8, 2024

Mx5’s are shit

Mx5’s are shit because they are overpriced lumps of rust and people only buy them because everyone else tells them to… they are shit

Bro why did you buy a mx5… mx5’s are shit

by 6n2_kixg September 18, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

you smell, you shit?

A lowbrow and grammatically incorrect way of insulting an Englishman; Commonly used by Chinese people.

"Alright, an example: You smell, you shit?"

by DDLZC April 16, 2017