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the blue abiko treatment 

"the blue abiko treatment" involves brutally shoving your ex-spouse/partner against a wall and breaking their spine in the process, paralysing them forever.
"she broke up with me so i gave her the blue abiko treatment"

The Elijah Mikaelson treatment

The Elijah Mikaelson treatment is when a character in a tv show was originally supposed to be a one-off character. But the people working on the show like the actors performance so much or they found the original one-off character interesting, that they find a way to make the character important to the main plot of the show. The definition was originally used by the YouTuber, Kitty Monk.
"I don't like Mina Loveberry from Star vs The Forces of Evil. Why do they keep her around? She seems more like an unimportant character to me."

"I think she got The Elijah Mikaelson treatment. So that's why she's apart of the show."

The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment 

This is where a person consumes a large quantity of honey (approximately a litre) and then purposefully vomits it onto their partner, (or one may perform this by themselves, of which they would instead vomit into a container and preserve it) of which it is then lathered and massaged all over the body, focusing on dry patches, rashes, blemishes, acne and/or acne scars. It can also be used to treat damaged hair by lathering it onto the scalp and rinsing, much like shampoo and conditioner.

It is rumoured that it can also be consumed to treat various diseases. The origins of this is

unknown, however has become increasingly popular in the United Kingdom. Usually practiced among those who use alternative medicine, as it lacks actual scientific proof as to its health benefits and healing properties. The name to the practice is currently unknown, as it is not widely known, however, it has been referred to as the 'Honey Boo-Boo Treatment' or just ' a Honey Boo-Boo'.

Documented by D13khead, tested by Dingob3ded
I felt very poorly and so I tried The Honey Boo-Boo Treatment.

Shorter-stick treatment 

When someone's treatment towards someone or something is lower than all the previous attempts they've done in their life. Their efforts towards their 7th or 8th relationship would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd relationship. Their efforts towards their 11th or 12th job would be so much lower than the 1st or 2nd job.
Manager: "Why are you slacking off of work, lately?"
Man: "My energy is burned-out from the previous job and I am skeptical about this one."
Manager: "Oh so we're getting the shorter-stick treatment..."

Man: "Why are you not trusting me enough in our relationship?"
Woman: "My previous boyfriends used me for my body and I've been dealing with trust issues ever since."
Man: "Why do I get the shorter-stick treatment for that?"

the Shelly treatment 

*based on the Roblox game Dandy's World*

When the people around you leave you out and forget that you exist. You try to make yourself clear, but these said people prefer to talk amongst themselves without you. They have their own conversations going on, which you can't join for some reason. Basically, just cliquey behavior.
My friends are giving me the Shelly treatment; I feel as if I don't even exist to them! !

2010s LeBron Treatment

When someone or something is so good for a long time that people begin to discredit how good they actually are. Often stems from an annoyance of hearing about this thing or person too much.
Steve: I love Drake but I am so tired of hearing about him and everyone loves him now.

John: Cmon man, don’t give him the 2010s LeBron Treatment. Just enjoy his music while you still can.