Eastern Middle School

A middle school surrounded by ghetto people. These can be illegal people. Most students get raped or seduced everyday. Drugs, pregnancy, and illegal activities are all normal at Eastern Middle School. If the school had no Magnet Program, it would be entirely ghetto. Eastern is full of rich Potomac kids, stuck up Chevy Chasers, and other people. But simply, Eastern is a fucked up, gang banging, school to learn, full of fish holes.

Adult 1: Hey, I haven't seen you since I caught you selling drugs at Eastern Middle School!

Adult 2: Yeah I know. What's your job?

Adult 1: I'm a teacher at Blair HS.

Adult 2: Cool, I'm a part time rapist and a part time prostitute. Man, Eastern taught me good,

Adult 1: (WALKS AWAY)

by iWroteThisSinceiHateMrsHawe June 14, 2011

Troutman Middle

Ahhh, Troutman Middle School. A place you go if you want to become a hoe or thot. Even the prettiest girls that aren’t a hoe or a thot get made fun of. But be careful for the pedopholic teachers doing “push ups” in the bathroom! In the cafeteria you can find disgusting food with hair in it and some cockroaches on the floors and door ways. Wow so delicious! 🤢 Everyone thinks they are cool. There are so many different cliques like the “pretty” thots, “cool” kids, them girls with their pants pulled too far up to make it look like they have an ass, the weird anime people (they dress and get a hair cut like some anime bitch) and the normal kids (very rare to find). If you want to be a druggy this is the place to go! But on the bright side if you like wrestling their team is pretty good.

have you been to troutman middle they are such druggies and suck at most sports and their food and school is gross asf!

by Anonymous 131402 November 8, 2019

Creekside Middle School

The newest middle school in Carmel, Indiana. A 4 star school that doesn't deserve to be one. Full of alcoholic girls who thing they are cool and drug dealers that think they are hard. The place is full of preps who think they are the shit but no one gives a shit about them. Full of sluts that wear things that they clearly shouldn't who give random guys blowjobs. Maybe if the students were better the school would be off the chain. Lately "ghetto" kids have been going to the school. Worst kids are daughters of pastors. Very fake school.

"Dude who gave you that blowjob?"
"That girl from Creekside Middle School, on Thursday!"
"Dude, I want one, whats her number?"

by Lauren&Joshforever April 1, 2010

Cooperative Middle School

The most shittiest school in the world. Bullies everywhere, kids drink and smoke, and the teachers dont give a shit about it.

Don't send you child to Cooperative Middle School. They suck.

by crazychick67 January 12, 2013

stricker middle school

stricker middle school the place were pothead smoke and screw each other.

boy:i just had a blut girl.

girl:you anit share?

boy: na. you wanna f***?

girl: sure.

by zerorider1024 May 4, 2005

Hastings Middle School

A dumbass school full of dumbass people. Only people with shit for brains would ever set foot in HMS.

Asshole- hey wanna go to Hastings Middle School?
guy 2- why in the hell would I do that? Hastings is for fags

by awesomejonser12345 October 1, 2011

Miamisburg Middle School

The school for 12-14 year olds. Gossip about you here will spread faster than the speed of fucking light. Teachers treat you like second graders and the dress code is so sexist it’s not even funny. People are so freaking immature it’s not funny, they use Instagram and Snapchat to solve all their problems instead of acting like real people and everyone pussies out of everything and you’ll have fucking 14 year olds causing school threats for fun or trying to seem cool and half the kids here smoke weed thinking their so cool and everyone pretty much acts petty. If you wanna go to a shitty school system, come to miamisburg!

Kid: I go to Miamisburg Middle School. Worst school ever

by coolturtle34 April 21, 2019