A small town in south west Ohio with the kindest people you’ll ever meet. You know everyone like they’re your own cousin. This small area is filled with the kindest, smartest, strongest people you’ll ever meet!
Tim: I just met a new really nice and funny friend at school!
The school for 12-14 year olds. Gossip about you here will spread faster than the speed of fucking light. Teachers treat you like second graders and the dress code is so sexist it’s not even funny. People are so freaking immature it’s not funny, they use Instagram and Snapchat to solve all their problems instead of acting like real people and everyone pussies out of everything and you’ll have fucking 14 year olds causing school threats for fun or trying to seem cool and half the kids here smoke weed thinking their so cool and everyone pretty much acts petty. If you wanna go to a shitty school system, come to miamisburg!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'