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gummy sexual

A person who is sexually atracted to Gummy bears or other such sweets. This could be classified as a fetish. However they are not just attracted to them they insist on having sex with these small defenseless creatures.

Also spelled Gummisexual, Gummysexual, and Gummi Sexual.
Person 1: Did you hear Bob is a Gummy Sexual?

Person 2: Yeah isn't it gross?

Bob: Who's up for a gumm-orgy.
gummy sexual by Micicle November 2, 2006
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metro sexual 

A guy who's in fact so gay that he's affraid to be fucked in the ass.
Hey, don't you think that metro sexual from the marketing department would be happier if he'd recognize he was gay?
metro sexual by Obetrol December 28, 2005

homo sexual 

A person who loves another person of the same sex.

Man: noticable when they wear female dresses. noticable when they talk like chicks.
A chick with a dick.
John, can you take that thing of yours out of my ass?
homo sexual by joosy poosy May 22, 2003

bike-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.
"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"
bike-sexual by pixelfairy October 31, 2008
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metro sexual 

A gay guy who is in denial; refuses to come out of the closet
metro sexual by pat April 28, 2004

Tri-Sexual 

A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.
Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?
Tri-Sexual by Randy Farris April 26, 2011

metro sexual 

A fag in denial!!! If you belive otherwise then you are probably a metro sexual too.
My roommate is a total metrosexual. He spends hours in the bathroom, he talks about other men lovingly, he always complains about women, how they aren't as pretty as him, and he never watches girl-on-girl pornography. For some reason, he likes the ones with all the black guys.
metro sexual by DevilDisn November 14, 2004