Under the seat

A plumber who gives blumpkins

Tyler came over and gave me the under the seat treatment

by Fuckmarkcarney July 8, 2025

Revenge of the heated seat

When your car smells like baked ass.

Al: Man does your car stink.

Zach: Yeah I know. I gave Carl from accounting ride to work this morning, he said he was running late so had to skip the shower.
Al: Smells like a case of the revenge of the heated seat.

Zach: Next time I am telling him to get his rank ass on the bus.

by cut the cards February 26, 2026

Kitty from Seattle

A girl who sends you to Urban Dictionary to look up "Korean Baptism" only to find horrendous definition, totally vivid description. Then claims they had no idea. When they specifically told you to go there.

Dude, this is just like Kitty from Seattle

by sweven89 July 21, 2025

Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025

A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.

Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.

by nermalpecker September 16, 2025

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

when you accidently shit on the toilet seat

"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul

by cock slice March 7, 2026

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025