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Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025