by The Gosh Dang Bruin February 10, 2020
Get the A Very Cool Dudemug. cool story bro is a saying that someone should say if they are bored, uninterested, or don't care about what another person is saying.
cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"
csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .
but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
cool story bro has to be the most annoying thing invented either than "i know you are but what am i ?"
csb is the short form, and there is different ways you can say cool story bro . like cool story bro, write a book about it, cool story bro, want a medal ? and cool story bro, no one cares, cool story bro, make it your status, cool story bro, write a status about it .
but who gives a fuck !? because people who say cool story bro are just faggots who think they are cool .
person 1: kay so on the weekend i went over to em's house for a sleepover and we -"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
person 2: cool story bro, write a book about it"
by oneamazingmotherfucker July 20, 2011
Get the Cool Story Bromug. 
something you could sayt o be drumline cool:
Nigga1:YO NIGGA!
Nigga2:WHO ME?
Nigga1:YEAH YOU NIGGA!
Nigga2:WHAT!
Nigga1: 1BAND
Nigga2: 1SOUND
Nigga1:YO NIGGA!
Nigga2:WHO ME?
Nigga1:YEAH YOU NIGGA!
Nigga2:WHAT!
Nigga1: 1BAND
Nigga2: 1SOUND
by John Connor January 26, 2005
Get the Drumline coolmug. A false belief that that the beleiver is supperior to everyone else. Usually thought by a person typically wearing pink shirts talking like a gangster to fit in and being cocky.
"Im COOL SHIT MAN"
"Fuck you...im cooler shit than you"
"Im the coolest shitest wigger in the universe"
"Fuck you...im cooler shit than you"
"Im the coolest shitest wigger in the universe"
by Cool Shit May 7, 2008
Get the Im cool shitmug. A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
by CMKTBH April 28, 2010
Get the Cool Cock Sockmug. by flankplank December 1, 2011
Get the Cool man shadesmug.