Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.

"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013

dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts

Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014

jelly jockin

To explain someone who swallowa sperm

That girl was jelly jockin me last night.

by nerdturd23 June 16, 2014

alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015