Frog Jockey

A Bogan-Australian term for an arrogant French person.

French Guy: Sacre bleu, ziss beer taste like many men have urinated into a bottle and served it cold
Aussie guy: Shut up ya Frog jockey!

by m1nus0ne November 18, 2011

Slobber Jockey

Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.

"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

Shock Jockey

The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.

"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"

by TheCarrotMurderer September 1, 2013

douche jockey

1. Famous djs who are djs because they are famous. Have no idea what talent is required in a dj booth because they are too busy being famous.

2. People who use their money, fame or influence to fuck up a party for everyone else because they want to hear what they want to hear.

1. "Paris Hilton claims to be a top 5 dj, and I agree, she is one of the top 5 douche jockeys in the world!"

2. "I wish those douche jockeys in VIP would stop getting my favorite dj kicked off the decks because he's not playing Flo-Rida."

by FunkyVs December 26, 2013

Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.

Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.

by Jay654321 December 3, 2014

tornado jockey

a struggle for power between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family

if a mafia is in the middle of restructuring, as serious case of tornado jockey can ensue, with sometimes deadly consequence

by Sexydimma January 27, 2015

dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts

Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey

by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014