Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

human chickin nugget

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.

Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!

by Nuggsman February 14, 2017

Humaning

The actions that only humans normally do in everyday life. Dishes, jobs, eating, wearing clothes, etc.

I'm tired af rn; I've done enough humaning for one day.

by Softcorecorn19 August 4, 2021

Human Hot Dog

When you smother the length of someone's bare arm in alternating sinusoidal waves of ketchup and mustard and someone licks it off.

Ew, gross! They made Sienna into a human hot dog and made Ava lick it off!

by Mehisma Mungus July 7, 2025

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