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The human centipede

When a man and a woman or any combination there of, enter the"69" position and while in the act of mutual oral intercourse, both parties release bowels.

This sexual maneuver is a combination of the "blumpkin" and the "dirty munchkin"
I engaged in the human centipede last night with a girl I met at the bar. I think she ate corn.
by Upgrad$de May 16, 2011
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cutest human ever

a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle
oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever
by lokididnotdie October 20, 2018
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fertilized human egg

You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!

aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
by spiker369 March 5, 2009
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sub-human

1: Jon Alvarez
2: see 1
3: see 1
4: see 1
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6: see 1
7: see 1
8: etc...
Hey there goes the sub-human right now, what a jackass.
by Big Brad the Dad August 25, 2004
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Fucked Up Human

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.

See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005
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Alex Human

Yo man, I just pulled an Alex Human off!

Dude I saw! You're SUCH A LEGEND!

:)
by Kielan Croft. March 7, 2011
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Therapy human

A friend who acts as everyones therapist without them knowing or without them wanting to, a person who has to deal with everyone's problems.
"Your my therapy human! "
by Booperdoopergirl November 8, 2019
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