Fat Sammy

1) A thick penis, a turgid member

"By heck, that's a Fat Sammy if ever I saw one" (takes penis in mouth)

Fat Sammy by Anon........... May 14, 2007

Fat Camp

A wonderful place to go for any human being, no matter what size or age, to boost there confidence, loose weight, and have fun at the same time. An extremly uplifting and motivational experience.

Camp La Jolla and Camp Shane
both summer weight loss programs

Fat Camp by Sara Miller and Danielle Mckenna July 14, 2005

fat pig 

A large fucking woman who's so fat that her pussy lips are hidden by rolls of fat and two bags of flour are required to find the wet spot.

Me and my buddy saw two fat pigs eating a bucket of fried chicken and a bag of doritos and he said: "You see those two women over there?" and I said: "Those aren't women, those are fat pigs, that's why they're wearing moo moos!".

fat pig by Bennie April 9, 2005

fat joe 

Two words Jenny Craig! He is one of the ugliest men I have ever seen in my whole life! He thinks he is black but he looks like a chink. He needs to stop eating so much crap and loose some weight before he gets a heartattack!

What am I talking about I want him to have a heartattack!

fat joe by Enna B. January 8, 2005

fat finger 

trying to press a link on a social networking site and inadvertantly pressing like on something that is not likable or relevant to you

Tom Cruise's facebook status: "my dog just died"
Justin Bieber likes this.
Justin Bieber commented on Tom Cruise's status: "Sorry about your loss I tried to press comment but accidentally had fat finger and liked it

fat finger by Accidental_Facebook-Liker January 22, 2011

fat whore troll slut

A boyfriend-stealing, annoying, fat-ass whore who thinks she is better than everyone else.

Has a sketchy, skanky home life/background, thinks she can move to a new school and get any boy, though in reality, no one likes her and her troll like body or face.

serves as a great rebound for boys who just got over a long relationship.
her breasts will most likely smell like cat piss, her face is full of acne and grease, and her hair will most likely be knotty and smelly.
She will most likely try to look cute, but it will be obvious to those around her that this attempt is nothing more than a fail.
You might find her under bridges, chilling with her troll friends.
She often tries to compliment pretty girls who she wishes she was friends with. her hobbies are trying to make friends, getting it on with any penis that she can get ahold of, and being a homewrecker. :)

a "fat whore troll slut" is usually Emily Dillon

fat whore troll slut by sex-c bunny<3 June 14, 2011

fat cow 

oprah.

enough said

man #1: hey what's the name of that fat cow with that show?
man #2: oprah?
man #3: yeah, that's it. wow she really is a lard ass.

fat cow by icantthinkofaname March 6, 2008