Side Corn

When a gay man marries a woman due to society pressure or financial gain, but still engages with men on the side to satisfy his physical urges and need(s).

Dang, did you see this? The woman who writes the"Scary Mommy" blog is getting a divorce after 17 years of marriage and 3 kids. Apparently the husband has been gay for at least 15 of those years and they now, after all that, cant make it work.

Ya, he had some side corn to carry him through.

by Joe the Hammer March 12, 2017

schluck corn

To jack one's parking spot as they are pulling away.

As soon as this a-hole pulls out, I'm gonna schluck his corn.

by steelman August 14, 2003

give it some corn

term used for encouragement, typically used in climbing scenarios

climber: "I'm at the crux, I can't do it!"
Buddy: "no Bro, Give it some corn man! You got it!"

by faentt November 3, 2007

sex-corn

An unicorn having exactly six horns.

I thought saw a sex-corn the other day but it only had five horns so I was sadly mistaken and disappointed.

by biteme...hard January 1, 2012

racist piece of corn

Donald Trump

Why is that racist piece of corn running for president

by He11raiser840 June 20, 2016

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009

crack corn

Inserting corn into a female's (or male) anus,

leaving it until its about to come out, take a picture and there your have Crack Corn

Damn James i was online and saw Adams picture,

Yer it was off his girlfriends CRACK CORN

by jizzyJames April 30, 2009