lick my bowl

I love the way you lick my bowl Alejandro
by Squares101 September 16, 2018
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Get out the bowl

1. A phrase used to tell someone to evacuate a place or an opinion.

2. A phrase used to express surprise or astonishment.
1. A: I told you once don't make me tell you twice, get out the bowl!

1. B: man, I don't agree with that opinion whatsoever, get out the bowl..

2. She's been with that many dudes?? Get out the bowl.
by VitoVane November 16, 2017
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Pork in your bowl

To have "pork in your bowl" is to be in poverty, or to be down and out.
From Pharcyde song titled "It's Jiggaboo Time:"
"Ni##a when there's pork in your bowl, it's jiggaboo time"
by daveroust October 27, 2007
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bowling ball technique

Used when a girl has passed out and,as a friend,you help her home. You pull her panties down and stick 2 fingers in her pussy and your thumb in her butt hole and carry her like a bowling ball.Used when dragging by the hair or piggybacking is not feasible.
I managed to get my girlfriend's limp,unconscious body into her apartment by using the bowling ball technique.
by wolfbait51 June 02, 2011
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Super Bowl XLI

Peyton Manning is the most overrated and overhyoed player...in the postseason.

Seriously, how did he get the MVP with these stats: 25/38 (65%, solid), 247 yards (average 6.5 yards a pass, bad), one touchdown (considering he's Peyton fucking Manning, you'd expect more, hell his brother had more touchdowns in his Super Bowl appearance, and Eli is terrible!), one interception, which equates into an 81.7. Normally, that's seen a just meh, but this is Peyton Manning we're talking about, so there's more weight.

Dominic Rhodes ran for 113 yards on 21 carries (5.3 yards a carry, on the Bears defense!) and touchdown, yet he didn't get the MVP?
Don't get me wrong, I was glad Peyton got his ring, since he deserved it. But his victory isn't as good as the media says.

Don't forget, he was playing against an incredibly overrated Bears team that was led by Rex Grossman. If you gave any team two weeks to prepare against that, they're going to crush them.

Overall rating for Super Bowl XLI: 3/10.

Pros:

-Peyton gets his ring
-Grossman gets raped

Cons:

-Peyton is one of, if not the, most undeserving MVP in Super Bowl history.
-Rain made the game sloppy.
-06-07 Bears are one of the worst teams to make the Super Bowl.
by david smith, jr. January 30, 2009
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Obama's Bowling Score

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.
Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."
by whtthldbttrdntlk March 24, 2009
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texas chili bowl

When you pour hot sauce in a chicks ass and then butt rape her
I gave my teacher a nasty texas chili bowl and she efffin loved it
by 13rasfdawr March 20, 2005
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