A Canadian Thanksgiving is when you and a group of friends break into a basketball arena to jerk off on a poster of the 2019 Golden State Warriors while everyone does their best Kawhi Leonard media day laugh impersonation. The last person to finish has to bury any evidence of the crime under a Canadian School. If the crime goes unpunished for a generation, a successful Canadian Thanksgiving has occurred.
Gordon’s Kawhi laugh was so good last night I couldn’t finish and had to take the bag of DNA to Kamloops to bury for the Canadian Thanksgiving.
by Funkmaster Gordon November 21, 2023
Get the Canadian Thanksgivingmug. by Lulzkr3w July 1, 2018
Get the Canadian nativemug. A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
by The Canadian Candle August 31, 2021
Get the Canadian Candlemug. by DJM92 June 13, 2018
Get the canadian saxophonemug. When a (usually baked) person snacks deeply or participates in conspicuously Stoney behavior. Also “ Gone Canadian”.
by Salt City Sage August 7, 2019
Get the Going Canadianmug. when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
by Jay/ sinister munchkin on disc February 18, 2020
Get the Canadian cock burpmug. by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017
Get the Canadian Hacksawmug.