Window Cleaning

To play the Ukulele in a humorous or cheeky way, such that it resembles George Formby's comedy song 'When I'm Cleaning Windows'.

"The comedian took out his ukulele--and before we knew it, he was window cleaning for the crowd."

by EllisTheOdd July 13, 2025

Window Shopping

When you are admiring women without any intention of approaching them and asking them out.

At the gym there was a lot of window shopping to do

by elcryZ August 28, 2025

Window

German cartoon

window propt money

by DesaDesa95 August 29, 2025

Window Cunt

When a person believes that they have a superpower of Invisibility and no matter where they stand they will almost certainly not be a fucking window.

Hey look!

What are we looking at? I can't see anything through this Window Cunt

by GhostlyBoo September 13, 2025

Window lice

The people who window shop all day long and never buy any thing

I can’t believe they never bought a thing they are a bunch of window lice

by Bobbbbbbyyyyyyy October 18, 2025

window stalker

To consistently stalk a shop window with super stealth to make sure a certain displayed item is not sold, with no intention to buy or interact physically with said item.

“It’s that window stalker again - he thinks we cant see him.”

“I wonder what sense if security he gets by just knowing that thing is still in the window?“

“He doesn’t want it , but keeps on hanging around where he thinks nobody can see him.”

“Maybe he is just bored.”

by hopscotchinghumpingdumpling December 30, 2025

The Window of Dropportunity

n.

1. The critical period of time on a night out, before which it is too early to drop, and after which it is too late to drop. It is largely dependant upon which DJs are playing when, and what time the club closes or the night ends.

"Dude, we better bosh a few now, the window of dropportunity is closing fast"

by JonnyP September 16, 2006