A release of air pressure from deep within the vagina. A rush of air upon exiting the vagina triggers a flapping of the surrounding skin and a fart-like sound effect.
More commonly known as a queef.
More commonly known as a queef.
Tony: “hey Dean, I was going down on Jan last night then all of a sudden it happened!”
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
Dean: “what happened? You finished early??”
Tony: “No - she varted in my mouth. Seriously, her vagina farted in my mouth!”
Dean: “you lucky son of a bitch
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