by liambitchtits March 17, 2005
Get the uncle kemiliomug. Uncle Stroking is a masturbation technique in which you turn your hand upside down before stroking so that your thumb and index finger are closest to your willy. This is said to increase sexual stamina and libido.
Yeah as soon as I started uncle stroking I was able to fuck her all night like the little princess she is
by Aceman3000 May 15, 2024
Get the Uncle strokingmug. by pixie21212 July 31, 2023
Get the Uncle Getchamug. An Uncle is usually your moms brother(s) or your dads brother(s), unless it’s a very close family friend that you like to call your Uncle even though that’d be very inadequate. Uncles are the scummiest people out there. They all suck and have a stick up their butt, whether that be because of their work profession, their muscles, or for just no reason in particular because they suck regardless. They are as boring as a rock too, it’s way too hard to create a bond with them so you’ll just give up on trying. Most uncles will have been mean to you when you were just a youngin’ as well, and that really won’t change a whole lot as you get older. And if you don’t believe me that Uncles are the worst kind of people out there- why is it that there’s a lot of cases of uncles raping their nephews/ nieces. Ha! Scummy.
“Ugh, my uncle was being such an asshole to me!!”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
“Oh man, sorry to hear.”
“Yeah brother, I’m convinced all uncles suck!”
“Yeah you’re probably right bro because mine do too.”
“Hahahahaahaha.”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020
Get the Unclemug. Parent's male first cousin.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the first cousin-unclemug. by Koksawy July 1, 2021
Get the My pussy in your uncle’s assmug. by Pretty face little waist April 30, 2021
Get the uncle ejmug.