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Uncle Jamie

When someone “pulls” an Uncle Jamie they defecate in a pot of gravy usually for personal gratification.

Last thanksgiving Tom pulled an Uncle Jamie and everyone got Ebola.

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Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.

I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.

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