Skip to main content

half-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's half-brother.
half-great-great-great-uncle.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
mugGet the half-great-great-great-unclemug.

Uncle-Shit

my Uncle Michel is so Much like an Uncle-Shit, he claimed that the Swastika and Hakenkreuz where the Same Symbol and that Asia will need to conform to the rest of the world and Ban the use of the Symbol.
by ZeitGoetia February 22, 2024
mugGet the Uncle-Shitmug.

Basement Uncle

A Basement Uncle is a elderly individual in Hindu families he usally resides in the basement with a hat resting upon his head pacing back and fourth, mainly responds to Roti and Chai.
Oye!, Raju who is the dude in your basement

That's my Basement Uncle he is like Hindu Security and also watches the Kids.
by TheOntarioHindu January 16, 2021
mugGet the Basement Unclemug.

Uncle

I don't know why everyone seems to think they rape us in our sleep because I have the coolest uncle ever.

He pretty much knows a bit of every popular language ever, plays a lot of instruments such as the flute, piano and clarinet.

He gave me 200 fucking dollars worth of presents on my birthday.
Person 1: your uncle will have non-consensual sex otherwise known as rape aka. having sex without the consent of your partner aka. iesjwgtoeswihgt

Person 2: what.

Person 3: ok but what if i WANT my uncle to shove is big fat cock into my tiny ass

Person 4: Same
by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 25, 2022
mugGet the Unclemug.

uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.
Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.
by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020
mugGet the uncle waltmug.

double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
mugGet the double-great-cousin-unclemug.

Uncle

A man who lives a life of leisure, fishing, rubbing meats, smoking cannabis and drinking piss tasting IPA's. They also snag a lot of aunties.

This definition comes from the warm springs Indian reservation.
"Lamar moved to the mountain to live that uncle life.
by Jwickedg October 1, 2022
mugGet the Unclemug.

Share this definition