Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 26, 2020

turkeypoon

A person resembling a smelt, living on the south shore of Long Island. Will often claim to new people they are from queens, or even Manhattan if they are really looking to impress. Will tend to get lost in the sauce and can be heard from many miles and identified by either a low rumbling smelt mating call, or seen standing making a scene shouting “New York is the greatest city in the world”

Man that guy Connor is a real turkeypoon

by Btownmitts May 29, 2020

Turkey

East Greece

Turkey? I think you mean Ανατολία

by Cataphractoi June 3, 2020

Turkey Hill ambush

When your lactose-intolerant S.O. eats a lot of Turkey Hill ice cream and then farts underneath the covers that night.

My girlfriend had a Turkey Hill ambush waiting for me that night after our grocery run.

by FoodFairy June 10, 2020

Turkey Herder

A Park Service employee who regularly herds turkeys. Also know as a Posie Sniffer.

I've been dating this hot girl that work up in the park. She's a total turkey herder!

by lost_ranger June 10, 2020

turkey

a baltimore slang for a thot or hoe

shorty definitely a turkey ion know why she acting like she ain’t eat my mans up

by baltimore female July 5, 2020

Turkey-O

A person who lacks the will, motivation, desire, and/or ability to cook. They then resort to purchasing unhealthy fast food for every meal of their lives. The outcome of such life impacts their health and physical appearance resembling a thanksgiving turkey and the circle shape.

I can’t eat out again, I don’t want to turn into a Turkey-O.

by RealTalksHurtYourEgo July 17, 2020