A person resembling a smelt, living on the south shore of Long Island. Will often claim to new people they are from queens, or even Manhattan if they are really looking to impress. Will tend to get lost in the sauce and can be heard from many miles and identified by either a low rumbling smelt mating call, or seen standing making a scene shouting “New York is the greatest city in the world”
by Btownmitts May 29, 2020