turkeypoon 

A person resembling a smelt, living on the south shore of Long Island. Will often claim to new people they are from queens, or even Manhattan if they are really looking to impress. Will tend to get lost in the sauce and can be heard from many miles and identified by either a low rumbling smelt mating call, or seen standing making a scene shouting “New York is the greatest city in the world”

Man that guy Connor is a real turkeypoon

turkeypoon by Btownmitts May 29, 2020

Baron Von Turkeypants 

A person who attempts to annoy somebody by going out of the way to make them unhappy.

Dude, like, why did you waste your time to annoy me by editing my post? Oh, you're just a Baron Von Turkeypants.

Baron Von Turkeypants by Vincent Fra January 6, 2008

Turkeytron 

From the Adult Swim show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Turkeytron is a robotic turkey sent from the year 9595 to retrieve a thanksgiving turkey who is apparently the great (x5) grandfather of GOBLOX, a turkey destined to lead a rebellion against master chickens in the future.

Turkeytron's stories are usually extremely long and characterized by his voice echoing, along with a cloud of fog or smoke billowing in to create a dramatic effect. The smoke is quickly dissipated whenever his stories are interrupted.

"This reminds me of... A SEVERLY LONG STORY (enter smoke) about how the chickens became a master race through a freak accident involving radiation and interestingly enough to me....marshmallow."

--Turkeytron

Turkeytron by miss mooseybear March 29, 2008

turkeymonkey 

1. A character in “The Adventures of The Smart Patrol,” a 1995 computer game based on the nerdy punk band Devo. As described by the game's creators: "TurkeyMonkey is the hideous looking re-combinant DNA accident hatched at LFU. It has the head of a monkey and the body of a featherless turkey and navigates like a giant hummingbird on caffeine.”

2. A hypothetical cross-bred collegiate mascot. Quite possibly the best idea for a mascot ever. Proposed for--but not adopted by--Stanford University (whose current mascot is a tree), the University of Pennsylvania (currently the Quakers--seriously), and the University of Illinois (whose racist Indian mascot should not be referred to by name).

3. A dopey individual who--though hyperactive, vocal, and fixated on bananas--is also clumsy and prone to fits of retardation.

1. Yo, that chick was wack. She looked like a mutant TurkeyMonkey.

2. Go TurkeyMonkeys! Two, Four, Six, Eight, who do we appreciate? TurkeyMonkeys, TurkeyMonkeys, yeah TurkeyMonkeys!

3. Don't eat that, TurkeyMonkey! Shaving cream is for shaving, not breakfast.

turkeymonkey by Ted Mann February 2, 2006

Turkeywood 

Popular films or movies remade in the country of Turkey; typically very poorly and with a low budget. Similar to Bollywood movies from India but of much lower quality. Turkey Wood

Man Turkeywood movies are so bad they just make me want to vomit. Turkish Star Wars is a prime example of a Turkeywood film.

Turkeywood by Turing Code September 25, 2005

Turkeypants 

Either an overweight person, or an extremely obese lummox.

Man, that Zeke is a real turkeypants.

Turkeypants by Brian P. January 10, 2006