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fart grenade

Farting in ones hand while keeping it contained and putting it in someones face.
Andy's fart grenade made Josh pass out
by Andrew Stump June 28, 2005
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fart factory

Someone who walks into a room and blasts a silent but deadly fart without saying anything as to get sick pleasure from others smelling your stinking ass.
person1: "Man, it smells like ASS in here"
person2: "Yeah, that is some stinky shit! Zach must have been in here, he's a fart factory."
by John Desoiroi July 10, 2007
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farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.
*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach
by matrixbadger December 31, 2007
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Fart Zombie

A fart zombie is similar to a Zombie, but does not find satisfaction in consumption of human flesh or brain matter. The fart zombie instead eats farts of the living, usually through a bendy-straw.

While basic zombies are often depicted calling out for "brraaaains!", the fart zombie is heard crying "buuuuuutts!"

The living become fart zombies only after forceful or accidental inhalation of zombie fart gas.
"Did you hear Sir Mix-A-Lot got turned into a fart zombie?!? I dialed 1 (900) Mix-A-Lot and all i heard was what sounded like a fart being sucked thru a bendy-straw!"
by Dluxx June 14, 2008
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fart tube

Also known as a "fart can", this makes a car sound like a piece of crap and adds nothing to the area of performance.
Check out my civic with flame decals, and my exhaust sounds badass because of my fart tube.
by J-Browns April 15, 2006
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Fart Transfer

When someone, usually a male, puts one of his ringers directly outside of their anus, farts, and puts the stench of the fart elsewhere.
Example 1:
Guy: Wow, I didn't know my farts smelled so putrid until I fart transferred them to my nose!

Example 2:
Jesus man, why did you have to do a fart transfer in my face!?
by Dead_Nugent December 19, 2010
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fart blast

a. A fart sounding like a duck got stepped on and died
b. A prank envolving farting onto a super soaker and blasting someone in the face with a high powered fart
i better not let this one go its gonna be a fart blast and i dont have a change of underwear
by geminimonkey October 30, 2010
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