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The most evil invention known to man, probably created by the devil himself. It flows at the rate the least convenient to you. When you're a child, it goes so slow you're dying in it. When you grow up, it goes so fast you start to fall apart. If you slip up, you can't turn it back.

Time is the only currency that spends by itself and you can't regain.
"The flow of time is always cruel... its speed seems different for each person, but no one can change it..." -Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
time by udusers1 October 9, 2012

Dooby Time

An activity in which a man plays with a woman's breasts or doobies. Normally the breasts are slapped and the nipples tweaked. Little sexual enjoyment is usually had by the woman. Typically a gay man's attempt at foreplay with a female.
Georgina: 'I need at least a good, solid 25 minutes of dooby time before I'm in the mood'

Aisling: 'Don't bother with dooby time tonight, I've got other things to do'

Hannah: 'When can the next dooby session begin?'
Dooby Time by SusieBoyo June 14, 2011

rubber-time

Rubber-time is the English translation of the Indonesian phrase 'Jam Karet'. It literally translates as a period of time which is made of rubber or elastic. There is a general acceptance that people will be late. Someone does not appear on time, or is late - shoulders are shrugged. "Oh well, it's rubber time."
Don't expect her to show up at 7:00. She's on rubber-time
Sorry for keeping you waiting. You understand rubber-time, don't you?
rubber-time by Duplez March 9, 2017

hanky panky time

v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.
i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.

Give Some Time Back 

To reduce the amount of prison time one is presently serving.
I filed a post conviction on my public defender to try to give some time back.

McHale Standard Time (MST) 

About an hour and a half slower than Eastern Standard Time.
Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?

Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.

Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.