Screamy

Probably not a word but I'll make it one!

Screamy: Adjective
1. Used to describe something loud or sounds like screaming

Rachel: **sings hamilton song**
Becca: I'm pretty sure that song is more SCREAMY in the actual musical
Becca: I don't think SCREAMY is a word-
Karen: Imma add it to the Urban Dictionary!

by Aquabutter-Chan March 26, 2021

Screamer Gang

A group of inactive nons cobbled together by a desperate leader spamming invite links in every server he rears his filthy head in.

Screamer Gang is shit

by Bonzo the EZ March 31, 2021

spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 13, 2021

spreadjob

It’s where a boy and a girl mate by spreading both of their legs up like open scissors on the ground and both push into each other so their leg cavs are touching while both legs are spread out on each side fucking each other by going back and fourth on there asses.

I think me and my girl want a spreadjob but I don’t think my legs are that flexible, I guess she will have to teach me.

by XxXPuS$YSLaYER9000XxX April 16, 2021

Spread the Word

The demand/catchphrase of Smile Dog

Smile Dog: SPREAD THE WORD

by DiaperSkunk13 April 29, 2021

Screaming Cactus

Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.

Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now

Example 2:

Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus

by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021

Screaming Lobster

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021