yaoi seller

a person who sells/gives yaoi or bl's to people for free or not. (like me)

Fangirl: You a yaoi seller?
Yaoi seller: Mhm.
Fangirl: I wanna buy something.
Yaoi seller: We are out of banana fish pillows and figurines.

by ThatYaoiSeller February 13, 2021

lucy sells

Very cool and secy. Was on the cover of vogue magazine in 2026. An angel. descended from the heavens. best person ever to exist.

Wow Lucy Sells is the best person i have ever met i love her so much she makes me so happy.

by bigpersonthatisbigandstrong February 22, 2021

Self-Selling

(verb) To put a friend’s, relative’s or your own name on Urban Dictionary just to buy merchandise with that definition and give it to someone as a gift or to buy it for yourself.

“I’m just self-selling so I can get a gift for my friend.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

Shower-selling

“Shower selling” is a sales term used when describing a sales men who goes above and beyond to sell customers.

Yo Osama is the best sales guy in our team. His shower-selling skills are phenomenal dude!

by Shower-selling July 14, 2021

coffin seller

Edward 40 hands except with sidewalk slammers.

Matt:“What’s taped to Bobby’s hands Josh?”
Josh: “He’s attempting to finish the Coffin Seller!”
Matt: “🤯”

by Andrew Katchel November 20, 2021

Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.

I want to have sex with craig sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021