pineapplesick

A uniquely Queensland state of mind that sets in after someone hasn’t left Queensland for way too long. Symptoms include aggressive buffet behaviour, chronic “me first” decision-making, pig-headed stubbornness, and a baffling inability to coexist politely with other humans. Often accompanied by loud opinions, territorial behaviour, and the belief that rules, queues, and social norms are for other people.

Common triggers include extended exposure to resort wear, all-you-can-eat venues, humidity, and never being challenged by cultures outside the Sunshine State.

“Mate, he took six plates at the buffet, cut the line, and parked across two spots. Absolute pineapplesick behaviour.”

by guntothy January 22, 2026

pineaple

pineaple an incorrect spelling of pineapple can be used in an insult

you look like you spell it pineaple.

by lego_defended. March 3, 2026

Pineapple pizza

The best thing in the world

Pineapple pizza is great

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025

Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape

Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.

by DMH89 March 4, 2025

Pineapple

A person who participates in swinging, polyamory, “ethical” non monogamy

Look for people displaying an upside down pineapple people.
The couple adopted the pineapple lifestyle and now host swingers parties.

by Mme. Coco August 1, 2025

Pineapple

To impose an exaggerated affection of an item or an action upon somebody subtly, so much so, that becomes inherent part of their identity.

H: Do you like pineapples?
L: Sure
H: I had no idea they were your favourite fruit. Pineapples will always remind me of you..
L: Urgh, don’t pineapple me like that.

by PharmaH September 21, 2025

Pineapple

Commonly used safe word when a couple is having sex

“Pineapple”

*other person immediately stops what they were doing*

by smokyhotty October 3, 2025